February 2008
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You’re a Genius all the Time
– Jack Kerouac
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Guyliner or, Variations on a Theme
Lead Singer: Aw, you're leaving? Are you sure? It would be nice if you stayed.
Lindsay: Well, Ive just been diagnosed with cervical cancer...
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actual wiggle-out-of-a-second-date strategy...
I’m sorry I haven’t gotten back to you sooner, I had a lot of fun on our date, but I was recently diagnosed with cervical cancer.
She does not have cancer (yet), but if the universe is at all fair…
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Yes.
me, looking behind me in elevator mirror: mmm, my ass looks amazing in these jeans.
bobby: you can see your ass? it’s that big?