October 2009
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The only thing I can’t do for myself, is FUCK myself.
– a man on the L train’s monologue re: self-sufficiency, wherein he listed all the things for which he did not need a woman, ranging from laundry, to cooking, to cleaning, to fucki— O WAIT, no, he needed a woman for that. Foiled!
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dear los angeles friends,
thanks for coming out and partying with us tonight, i don’t wanna leeeeave!
we’ll update tumblr.com/films with photos from the event and all the selections as soon as we get back to new york!
i don’t even have a joke! i love you!
Bianca: Jacob, why did you throw your mint julep on the floor?
Jacob: Because I was finished and I didn't want it anymore.
my name is Meagha O
and i am a trained ninja. its true. ask anybody. i also own, like, fifty cars in all fifty states. im a master of disguise. why am i telling you this? because nobody will believe you when you tell anyone else.
because i am a ninja.
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Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
“This woman from Harper Studio comes in and asks what blogs are popular right now and they get book deals the next day.”
Is this gem (dropped in the middle of a Rumpus interview of Meaghan) hilarious? Innovative? Efficient? Scary?
HAHAHA. That was a joke. A joke I’m probably going to get in trouble for.
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I spent the night talking to people about what a blogger I was, always an embarrassing notion on the surface, before I stop and thinking about it that yes, that’s what I do, what I love to do, what I, as I told one lady who asked me just how many times I did blog a day— what I itch to do when I haven’t, the way your shoulders sort of tense up when you haven’t gotten running...
I find that Band of Horses song, “No One’s Gonna Love You” SO RUDE!
No one is ever gonna love you more than I do ?!?!
Like, is that a threat?! A challenge? I always think about that when I listen to songs, I’m always like, Dude, Bon Iver, you are totally codependent.
These children I was with (I think I can say that now because when I was their...
– stephen elliot writes about williamsburg on the rumpus.
(those children = me and halle). heh.
I just found out I lived in the same building as...
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Writers fail us when that interface is tailored to our needs, when it panders to...
– Zadie Smith’s essay, Fail Better, is exhilirating and challenging.
mom: I want to download music for free. How do I do that?
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david:
Everyone at Benihana just applauded Meaghan for catching a shrimp in her breasts.
You’re a vegetarian yet you touch subway poles?
– david karp
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Laura is both the quintessential Modern Female and the Saddest Product of...
– Erica on High Fidelity for Filmosophy.
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When you’re tired in New York it seems one of the most tiring things about living in New York is to be surrounded by all these goddamn people all the time. They look like hell and you worry you look like hell. They talk way too loudly about their undergraduate degrees and you rack your brain in silence, trying to remember if that’s how you’ve sounded. Does my ipod play that...
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both?
ned: hmph.
me: is this about losing your job or the kid being in a box in the attic the whole time?
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letters to the editors of women's magazines, with... →
Reader of the Month! When I read of Nina Garcia’s interminable supply of vintage Chanel jackets, of course I was wildly jealous—who wouldn’t be? But they’re well deserved. Kudos to MC on fusing fun fashion with thought-provoking articles. September’s issue was amazing. Joan M., New York, NY (Marie Claire, November 2009)
It must feel nice for Nina G. to have so many jackets. Just the greatest...