October 2010
Oh dear.
Me: I'm going to make my kids be computer engineers.
Him: You're obviously not thinking post-Singularity.
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shortly after the launch of Electric Literature No. 1, I found myself lying on...
– perfect
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She was so beautiful and I thought, Platform publishing breaks my heart.
– stephen elliott in the daily rumpus
maybe i will spend my life in line at a post...
“I need to send a money order for $269.73”
“Okay.”
“How fast can I send child support—overnight?”
“Yeah. $269.73, overnight?”
“Yeah, damn, I shouldn’t have to pay that.”
“What?”
“I don’t ever see them damn kids, she don’t let me see ‘em.”
“Well, you shoulda act...
54 job titles found in the stack of business cards...
account manager
director of account services
editor in chief
creative director
marketing and promotions manager
assistant brand manager
co-founder & ceo
vice president of sales
vice president, digital marketing
news director
producer
external relations officer
chief executive officer
social networking coordinator, marketing & strategic alliances
sr. manager of activation...
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lifecoach
Mom: Well maybe they'll ask you if they can publish your book?
me: MOM. HA.
Mom: What?
me: I don't HAVE a book. I haven't written a book!
Mom: Well so what! Maybe they will ask you to write one!
me: LOL.
Mom: Well why not?!
me: Mom! What do you think they'll say, You have never written anything before, but we really like you! Here is money, write a book?
Mom: Well you never know! Maybe they will say they want you to write a book so they can publish it and then make it into a movie! And then you can move back to Italy-- and live in a villa!
things
Today at lunch we were standing outside of Chicken Deli waiting for everyone to finish checking out, and an adorable little dachshund came trotting by, freaking out and smelling everything. “I wish anything made me that happy!” I said, because I am an idiot who makes cliched half-jokes. And then this random man putting money in the parking meter was like, “ALL YOU NEED’S A...
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http://address4anybody.tumblr.com/ →
A Tumblr account anybody can use
Login: address4anybody@aol.com
Password: Janky4
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The first rule of Minecraft is always talk about Minecraft.
– Peter.
Today at lunch Rich asked, innocently, what was this Minecraft everyone was talking about? and I screamed.
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I insist: The actual bookstore remains your best venue for—first—judging taste,...
– McNally Jackson Bookmongers: Girl with Arm Tattoos at Helen DeWitt Reading - m4w
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samandolare:
“You can be charmed and fooled by language. It doesn’t stop, but it’s never enough.”
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luckypaperstars asked: You guys should definitely make "A place to meet boyfriends and almost-boyfriends alike" your new tagline. Also an option, for meetups: "Not totally disastrous!" Marketing!
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nightmarebrunette:
At the risk of this seeming like an attack against dear Meaghano, (I last night sleepily tried to type “Mealissao” into my address bar, apparently planning to check both of their tumblrs at once), I think these notes make Ms. Moore seem mostly pompous and boring. And I’ve seen her read before and watched the woman in front of me cry as she did—maybe I wrote about that here...
winesburgohio:
On a side note: Meaghan has a fortune tucked into the door of her kitchen cabinet. It says “Don’t give into cynicism.” This is an easy thing to listen to today.
Don’t lie. You guys would stand in front of your sink and stare at this every morning until you believe it, too.
a bright wall in a dark room.: The Social Network... →
brightwalldarkroom:
I CAN’T TELL YOU, BUT I KNOW IT’S MINE
by Meaghan O’Connell
The night my team—that’s what we call it sometimes, you know, a team—went to see The Social Network, it was pouring rain. We were all giddy, all of us except my boss, who couldn’t understand why we were so excited.
We stood…
Well, I had to.
<3 is fleeting, but a sext is forever.
– Awwww