i’ve always said that the dividing line between internet natives and their elder generations is whether or not you had sex or the internet first.

fred-wilson

TEAM INTERNET.

Also at first I thought this said, “Whether or not you had sex on the Internet first,” and I kind of freaked out.

Well this is one argument in favor of traditional publishing.

We’ve been here 3 hours guys. Thy gave us the wrong sacks. We had to resack.

Well this is one argument in favor of traditional publishing.

We’ve been here 3 hours guys. Thy gave us the wrong sacks. We had to resack.

O, and then I found those George Saunders haikus. BOOM!

mustanghalle:

Well-played, Myspace! I will see you again in 3 years (haha, jk, 2012)

George, I turn to you
When the world has taken a
Crap in my oatmeal 

But, seriously
I don’t want to point fingers
Who took this crap, George? 

George and the Sasquatch:
Both bearded, both elusive
Coincidence? Hmm

AMERICA.

Peter, looking way cooler than he should.

Peter, looking way cooler than he should.

What about the bringers?

One of my co-workers brings his lunch. He waits until all of us come back, and then we eat together. We admire him for bringing his lunch. It’s one of those things you should just do to save money, like making coffee and making dinner.

Meaghan, in an interview, refering to my fisco-culinary habits. I think I’ll start describing myself as an “admired bringer.” (via matthew)

I really do admire you for this. HAH.

Success is nice because then you don’t have to worry so much about having been unfairly robbed of your very richly deserved success. Success is bad because momentary good fortune can temporarily hide the fact that you are still, despite your success, full of shit.

George Saunders in a wonderful, wonderful interview.

fun fact: a few years ago Halle won the George Saunders haiku contest, and then met him at a party and told him. He loved it.

We talked about Vooks and iBook extras like photographs and outtakes. My feeling is that none of that will matter. Nobody buys a DVD for the extras unless they’re already a fan. It’s not about embedding videos within the pages of text and it’s not about looking up the Oxford definition of a word.

It’s about community. And I don’t know why we ever thought any different.

— stephen elliott, laying out some truth in the daily rumpus.
This is Jen Snow’s house, obviously.

This is Jen Snow’s house, obviously.

2/28/08, "it's this blog program"
me: jen snow texted me last night to tell me i should get a tumblr.
me: so i am!
Halle: whats that?
Halle: Im so out of the loop today
me: its this blog program. ha!
Halle: ooooo.
Halle: o meg
me: o meg?
me: i know you hate blogs.
me: its fun though.
me: it has ways to put in little dialogues
me: and its really easy to use
me: this is all i have so far: http://meaghano.tumblr.com/
Halle: I guess I just dont see the motivation
me: to me at least, its like shit you would normally put on facebook
me: like the way i am moved to update my fbook acct daily
me: but its a better outlet
me: just to put quotes and links and shit
Halle: but its like, the people who will read it are the people who u would just tell these things into in real life
me: yeah well
me: who cares
me: its fun
Halle: i guess so
Halle: well, I know Ill read it
me: ha. plus like all the shit i would normally IM everyone or fwd or something (not that i do that a lot, but in theory), it will all be saved in one space
me: so its nice, just for me, to go back to.
Halle: ok, as long as you arent like, I have a funny link, go to my tumblr to see it
me: oh no haha
me: i will assume no one ever sees it
Halle: yeah right, you want to be the next Julia Allison
me: haha puleez
Halle: you puleez
me: hahaha i will laugh all teh way to a timeout ny cover