O, and then I found those George Saunders haikus. BOOM!
Well-played, Myspace! I will see you again in 3 years (haha, jk, 2012)
George, I turn to you
When the world has taken a
Crap in my oatmeal
But, seriously
I don’t want to point fingers
Who took this crap, George?
George and the Sasquatch:
Both bearded, both elusive
Coincidence? Hmm
AMERICA.