826nyc’s Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co.’s online store just went live. I am so happy they finally did this because HELLO, they have all kinds of cool shit you can’t get anywhere else. No, actually, they do.
Things they have that I have seen with mine eyes and played with with my…hands or face depending:
- Grappling hooks. You know, those hooks. Those hooks on ropes. That Batman uses to fly up buildings. I dunno, Jesus.
- REAR-VIEW GLASSES. They actually work, you idiots. I say you idiots because once you buy them you will feel like an idiot for having lived as long as you have without them. They actually fucking work.
- Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. T-shirts. I dunno, I gave one to my mom once.
- Cool fuckin maps. My roommate and I have one in our bathroom. Come over and you can see. Or you can just look it up on this handy dandy website. We have THE OCEAN TERRITORIES one; puns abound.
- YOU GUYS: clocks by Chip Kidd, Marcel Dzama ETC. And who among us does not need to know the time?
- Capes. Actual capes. Tote bags. Who doesn’t love a totebag? I SURE DO. This should come as no surprise. Antimatter, Immortality, Chaos, Forcefield Generators OKAY SERIOUSLY Why are you even still reading this you should have clicked over after the rear-view glasses.
- Did you understand what I meant by the rear-view glasses working? I mean you are facing one way and you can see what is going on behind your face. HINT: it involves mirrors.
