True-Friend-O-Meter
Our senior year of college, my friend Meg, changed her birthday on Facebook from the correct date of July 13th to an incorrect date some random day in March.
She then waited to see who would write on her wall or send her a message wishing her a Happy Birthday on the wrong date. Anyone who did was instantly unfriended.
The thing about convincing your friends to sign up on Tumblr is that they start posting unflattering pictures and telling stories about cunty things you did in college.
But anyways, that was just my inner social media expert shining through.
WINKYFAAAACE.
