“All I could think about during Drive was how I regret being alive because I will eventually have to die.”
“What? You thought this during the mo vie?”
“Yes! Sitting in the theatre. That’s why I was so upset!”
“You had a crisis during Drive.”
“Yes! Why do you think I had a breakdown when I got home?”
“You had an EXISTENTIAL crisis during Drive.”
“Yes. I also thought for the first time that I didn’t want to have children because I don’t want to burden them with their own death.”
“Okay, time to read some Schopenhauer.”