“Sometimes I leave the house and I’m like, “I know I’m missing something.” And then I realize, “Oh yeah, a purpose!” I hate feeling like a tiny speck in a vast abyss. But man, do I love cake! One slice of cheesecake has close to 1,000 calories, which means that when you’re eating it there’s a good chance you could black out … finally. It’s best consumed in your bed at 3 a.m. and pairs beautifully with a mug of tap water.”
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I’m So Sad I Could Eat a Horse: A Foodie’s Guide to Eating Your Emotions.
Why is the mug of tap water so on point, and so real?
