“I found my roommate, Dave, on craigsist…I know, I know, sketch but I was in FL and couldn’t look at apts b4 I moved here and he is prob the nicest guy I’ve ever met. No worries- I made sure he wasn’t a creeper b4 I decided to move in and When he sneaks in my room and rapes me at night, I barely wake up so it’s all good in the hood. jk obvi.”
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Laurenoh, Thanks for calling Bally Total Shitness err I mean Fitness
My sister’s spelling errors and flagrant use of “texting language” is mildly offensive. But also: hilarious and completely sincere.
