Important Things About Me You Really Need to Know:
I always shelve my books according to rank and/or affinity.
The top shelf is dumb shit like yearbooks and big books I haven’t read yet that make me angry and I want to avoid.
The third shelf is anthologies and poetry and philosophy and stuff. More commonly known as, Books That Get Me Laid.
The fourth shelf is the Philistine shelf I’d rather no one noticed. Wally Lamb hangs out there and cries about being fat.
The fifth: journals and love letters I have probably already scanned into my blog.
The sixth: more journals. More love letters. Both scanned and un-scanned. Course Packets I Can’t Live Without (a very popular genre).
But THE SECOND SHELF. The eye level shelf! Books That Have In One Way or Another Changed My Life is what I call it in my head (I swear). Notice they are mostly women and they are mostly BADASS.
Also if you can name all of those books despite the subpar blurry ass photo I will marry you. Man or woman I DON’T CARE.