BAM!
Adventures In My Google Docs Archive, Episode 1.
Oh my god WHY did this random dating website I found on Craigslist and applied to three years ago when I was desperate for money and a creative outlet NOT hire me?
You have to admit, this is GENIUS. I should probably be a dating columnist. Like how I got taught Sex Ed by nuns, in the grand tradition of Those Who Can’t Do, Teach style (about 40% of you just mumbled, And those who can’t teach, teach gym. And I love want to marry you for that).
Also, my dating advice column will be called Too Real, which is my immediate reaction to what I wrote for this spec.