So I, uh, accidentally asked a 16-year-old boy to marry me on Twitter today.
He said, “Okay.”
Also, oh_me, my Twitter husband, was introduced to me by Peter, who I imagine must wake up every morning cursing God for making him a straight man in a woman’s world. A world where women can marry oh_me on twitter and Peter has to watch and laugh. And, oh, me, will he laugh!