ingoodtaste:

M, 

I’m blogging this because I can’t fit it all on a Post-It.  Also, you’ll probably read it if it’s on your dashboard.  

1. Don’t kill my cat.  Don’t worry too much about this one—he’s pretty resilient.
2. Eat anything that you want.  Except for my high fiber oatmeal.  Just kidding, you can totally eat that, too.  Sorry for the lack of edible things, but you know how I feel about grocery shopping.  Please do enjoy the shit out of my baby carrots and dairy free cheese.  
3. Extra towels are in the kitchen, by the fridge, but not above it, in the highest cabinet.  Even I need a chair to reach these.  You may want to stack one chair on top of another to access them, or you could climb atop my fridge.  Better yet, I’ll just get some down for you before I go.
4. Drink the water from the fridge.  When I went to see the hugging saint, they gave us tiny cups of water that she had blessed and suggested that we drink it slowly or that we add it to a larger quantity of water to make it last longer.  Naturally, I poured mine into my Brita-filter pitcher.  You can’t filter out ‘holy,’ right?  You’re welcome.
5. Have an insanely happy birthday even though I will be out of town.  This may or may not be possible.   

Knock yourself out, 

Linds

12:00 pm  •  11 July 2009  •  24 notes