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“Did you know that Alexander the Great left all his money to Aristotle?” I asked brightly.
“That’s how he got his name,” said my father. “Aristotle gave it to him! Before that he was just Alexander the Fine.”
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Lorrie Moore, A Gate at the Stairs
I love her for many reasons, but the one that maybe gives me the most delight is her amazing amazing corny jokes.
