I found out this children’s book existed today.
I’m thinking about buying it because this situation is definitely going to happen to my children. Buying this book will be the ultimate way of Secreting my way into a Jewish husband, right?
I wish there was a club where they only allowed in Jewish, rich, single, handsome men and me. I see no flaws with this club. I would get invititations to my house every Saturday night and it would be called 200 Jews & Yous and there’s just an arrow pointing straight out at me.
HAHAHA.
Yes, please.
True story: when I first moved to New York I joined JDate as “Willing to Convert”. My old nanny boss still calls me that.