I’ve been meaning to tell you about these wipes.
These Lysol Dual-Action Disinfectant wipes.
I’m not even kidding, every time I use them I think how much I want to blog about them, the way I want to tell you about a good book I’m reading or a man who spurned me (ha. ha.).
DUAL-ACTION. Do you know what that even means? They are normal, civilian wipes on one side and SCRUBBINGY on the other.
I don’t really know what else to say except that they make me want to clean, I look at a dirty bathroom and I want to go Rite-Aid to blow 4 dollars on these. I feel rich when I hold them in my hands. Wipe rich.
I want to create online communities around these wipes.
And would you believe me if I told you that I literally just fucking got on my hands and knees, in my turtleneck and dress pants (NO I DONT KNOW WHY IM WEARING THAT), and DUAL-ACTIONED MY ENTIRE KITCHEN FLOOR. My kitchen floor isn’t small, either. I dunno how big it is. Hold on, I’m gonna go count the squares—
30 squares! My kitchen has 30 linoleum squares.
Ok, that is all. Happy Saturday. I’m going to buy some new clothes, for obvious reasons.
