The only thing I can’t do for myself, is FUCK myself.
— a man on the L train’s monologue re: self-sufficiency, wherein he listed all the things for which he did not need a woman, ranging from laundry, to cooking, to cleaning, to fucki— O WAIT, no, he needed a woman for that. Foiled!
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