Life is hard. Here is someone.

Solved the obesity crisis

Limit your daily calorie intake to the exact number of your Tumblarity. Most of the population will then be killed off due to starvation. Fuckyeahskinnybitches might face some problems, though.

PS - Seriously, Meaghan, market this idea to David Karp in your next meeting. I know he’s a busy man, but I’m trying to change the world here.

Ashley, I can’t tell you how much I admire your consistent yearning to kill off the majority of the population. Agenda’d!

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Hmm…that’s 15 calories....single cigarette might have 15 calories.
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Ashley, I can’t tell you how much I admire...consistent yearning
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