I was trying to get into the LAVATORY but a flight attendant dude was hanging out in there in the dark with the door open, watching himself in the mirror while he sucked on a Tootsie Pop™.

I love how in airplane bathrooms you can see exactly how much you pee.

High Five!

Ps ohmygod this Dad is entangling me in his failed attempts at discipline. he is whispering to her that I am mad at her for not buckling her seatbelt and she looked at me squinting into my phone and started to cry :(