This is how I grew up.
- Sister (stares me up and down, focuses on shoes, bursts out laughing)
- Me: I KNEW YOUD MAKE FUN OF MY SHOES GO TO HELL!!
- Mom: oh the purple shoes? Yeah I saw those walking up, that's how I knew it was her. Purple shoes, red white and blue flannel shirt, ink stained totebag, that's my Mea.
- Sister: Roots galore...
- me YOUR HAIR IS FLOURESCENT, LAUREN.
- Sis: NO IT ISNT.
- mom (laughing): Yea it is!
