This is how I grew up.
Sister (stares me up and down, focuses on shoes, bursts out laughing)
Me: I KNEW YOUD MAKE FUN OF MY SHOES GO TO HELL!!
Mom: oh the purple shoes? Yeah I saw those walking up, that's how I knew it was her. Purple shoes, red white and blue flannel shirt, ink stained totebag, that's my Mea.
Sister: Roots galore...
me YOUR HAIR IS FLOURESCENT, LAUREN.
Sis: NO IT ISNT.
mom (laughing): Yea it is!