We are in a place that has a sign that says like IF FOR SOME REASON YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR CELLPHONE BC SOMEONE IS LIKE DYING, jJUST HIDE IT FROM EVERYONE AND BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF”

See also:

Bunk beds A chicken coop Quiet time at 10:30 No HIKING POLES inside.

Also upon arrival, mom is like, these people are really GREEN, so we have to throw our trash away at Wal-Mart.

GAHAGSGAGAAAA