Question:

ingoodtaste:

Do men have some weird extra sensory perception which allows them to discern exactly when a woman has thought and eventually said out loud (quietly first and to herself but then with resolution and to others) ultimately and honestly and with complete authority and without an ounce of passive aggression, ‘If I never hear from him again, that would be totally fine.  In fact, that may be for the best.  Yes, indeed, that would be for the best,’ so that they can then let fly some half hearted but grin-inducing email which denies the aforementioned woman the ability (for which she has worked so hard) to completely let it go?

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

  1. melancohol answered: Yes. The minute you abandon the mission to mars, they tell you there’s water there.
  2. codeconfused answered: GNIP
  3. ellens answered: I’m with KatieBakes on this one - they’re fucking us over because of that godforsaken Swingers quote.
  4. youcleverfox answered: Agreed
  5. meghandoesmaryland answered: There must be something in the water today.
  6. iamnotmyself reblogged this from neonstreetlight
  7. neonstreetlight reblogged this from meaghano
  8. Liz answered: you’re right on the money with this one.
  9. gretagirlguide answered: Hmmm, in the nicest and sincerest way- whatever you need to say to make yourself feel better…
  10. ikisseddatinghello reblogged this from meaghano and added:
    They do. They Must. Incidentally, receipt of said ill-timed email always coincides with crawling under the covers and...
  11. mustanghalle answered: We’re going to need a bigger AAAAAARGH.
  12. katiebakes answered: From Swingers, on WOMEN: “Mmmm… see, that’s the thing, is somehow they know not to come back until you really forget. There’s the rub.”
  13. closertotheocean answered: girls have it too. guhhhh.
  14. jimmyrabbitte answered: Whoa. I don’t even know what situation that is. Am I bereft of a superpower I’m supposed to have?
  15. deliberatepace answered: I don’t, but I think other ones do. Damn those other ones.
  16. unclesean answered: Yep.
  17. gregleding answered: We do, in fact.
  18. disgustingthingsihaveeaten answered: I usually just delete their number and then wait for them to call.
  19. meaghano reblogged this from ingoodtaste and added:
    We’re gonna need
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