| Genius™: | Just sign up over there with the guy in the red T-shirt. |
| *waves hand over a sea of guys in red t-shirts* | |
| Me: | Oh yeah! Of course! The pale, skinny guy in the red t-shirt! |
| Genius™: | Yep! Thanks! |
| Mom: | He didn't get your joke. |
| Me: | I know. I fucking hate this place. |
| Mom: | Don't say "F". |
| me: | FUUUUUUUUCK THIS PLAAAAAAAAAACE. |
| Sea of Men in Red T-shirts: | *blink* |