- Mom says she likes ‘that sound on your phone.’ “What sounds?” “Your alarm. The churchbells. It’s nice.” I told her I like to keep my negative connotations negatively connotated.
- I saw a woman on the train platform at Union Sqare eating a banana like an ear of corn. What the fuck?
- Do you ever just want to swing a baseball bat? At people? Sort of just spin in a circle in a crowded train, swinging a baseball bat?