The thing is—“THE THING IS!”—you can’t make a movie about firing people be about the people firing people. That’s a gimmick, not a storyline. WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE SADDEST PPL. WE WANT THE CRAZY. NO ELLIOT SMITH FOR GEORGE CLOONEY! GIVE US THE INDIGENT! Also that girl’s hairline ain’t right. Sorryyyyyyy!!!

