Claire texted me something about the Super Bowl in her attempt at friendship. I told her about the sign and she said cool. But that wasn’t enough for me. I texted her: “Haha I hate to say it but I’m cute and make sick remixes and girls like that u just missed out.” And she hasn’t texted back.

But it’s true. I am cute. I do make sick remixes. I’m funny and smart and Claire shot me down.