Well I dunno what they do in TEXAS
- Me: hey i'm here!
- Jared: Sweet!
- Me: So...uh, how do I get to the hotel from the airport?
- Jared: get a cab
- Me: THERE ARENT ANY CABS HERE
- Jared: okay, go to amazon.com
- Me: okay?
- Jared: go to your wishlist, type in "Austin taxi"
- Me: ok...
- Jared: are you?
- Me: no I mean I don't have my computer out, I'll do it on my phone when we hang up--
- Jared: well get it out!
- Me: BUT IT DOESNT HAVE ANY BATTERY!
- Jared: Meaghan. You don't order cabs on Amazon.
