Me: hey i'm here!
Jared: Sweet!
Me: So...uh, how do I get to the hotel from the airport?
Jared: get a cab
Me: THERE ARENT ANY CABS HERE
Jared: okay, go to amazon.com
Me: okay?
Jared: go to your wishlist, type in "Austin taxi"
Me: ok...
Jared: are you?
Me: no I mean I don't have my computer out, I'll do it on my phone when we hang up--
Jared: well get it out!
Me: BUT IT DOESNT HAVE ANY BATTERY!
Jared: Meaghan. You don't order cabs on Amazon.