Attempt to shake a fist at this young woman and her kindness will swerve your wrist around into a knock. “Hello,” then, you’ve got to say, your hand hanging in the air like an updrafted tumbleweed. Pleasant.
Ha! This is me being starstruck because i was talking to him for like 10 minutes and finally asked what his tumblr was and he said sexpigeon and i screamed and hit him.
