Apparently there’s some tradition I forgot the name of where the bmaids pull ribbons out of the cake and you get charms. There are wedding rings and wishing wells and hearts and four-leaf clovers. I got the BAG OF MONEY. It is a big sack with a money sign on it. It’s about 2cm x 1cm and I’m pretty sure all of my actual money could fit in it.
I hope if God exists he is laughing his omnipotent ass off at this one.
